Tonight, a boy tried to hop behind the bar and pour his own beer.
"I’m sorry. I didn’t know."
"Because bars are buffet style and self-serve?"
"Um. No. Can I keep my beer?"
"No. I can pour it out and you can stay. Or you can keep it and I can have the bouncer escort you out."
"So I can’t keep my beer…"
Life must be difficult for some people.